RE: Clamato is FINISHED!
Date: Thu Sep 11 [2:35 PM]
Posted By: Frank Belsito, Esq., Corporate Counsel to Jack Belsito, President, Mott's Inc. ()
Mr. Pendleton III,
As I'm sure you are well aware, there has thus far been no conclusive evidence to prove that Clamato brand Sea Blend beverage is physically addictive. The results of the infamous Langley-Dotter experiments, upon which your specious claims are based, have widely been discredited by the scientific community, since it was later discovered that three of those monkeys were allergic to shellfish. As these false claims are damaging to the reputation of my client's zesty, refreshing product, I must insist that you cease and desist your libelous claims immediately.
And on a personal note, Mr. Pendleton III, you better not *CENSORED* with my brother, you *CENSORED*ing *CENSORED*, or I'll shove my *CENSORED* so far up your *CENSORED*, you'll be *CENSORED*ing *CENSORED*s for a *CENSORED*ing week! Nobody *CENSORED*s with the *CENSORED*ing Belsito brothers!
Sincerely,
Frank Belsito, Esq.
Corporate Counsel to
Jack Belsito,
President, Mott's Inc.
In Reply To: Clamato is FINISHED!
(Tad Pendleton III)
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