Clamato is FINISHED!
Date: Thu Sep 11 [11:55 AM]
Posted By: Tad Pendleton III ()
Belsito, you think you are so smart and powerful up
there in your ivory tower, ruling over your Clamato
empire but you are bankrupt. Emotionally bankrupt, that
is.
Yes, your wife Diane and I have been exploring the
depths of our passions for tomato based seafood blends
category beverages and each other right under your
nose, and I laugh at you!
Diane's lawyer says your prenup is worthless, and he is
going to have it thrown out due to the mounting
evidence of your sordid affairs with the Mayer twins of
Lakewood, Ohio.
Well, Jack, we are done with seafood blends forever. You
have been hiding evidence of Clamato's addictive nature
for far too long. Congress may believe your "research"
but we know the truth, Belsito, we know the truth!
Diane and I have joined forces with GlaxoSmithKline to
produce a product designed to help people addicted to
your destructive Clamato:
AQUAFRESH EXTREME TOOTHPASTE!
That's right, Belsito! No more will your hapless
customers (or should I say "victims") be forced to live
their lives in shame, never smiling for fear of someone
noticing the tomato red coloring of their teeth, revealing
their Clamato addictions! The shame of always holding
their hands up to their mouths to hide the stench of
clam extract, no human should have to experience that
shame. Now there is a solution:
New Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste delivers the
extreme experience of clean all in designer tube!
http://www.newstream.com/cgi-bin/
display_story.cgi?10261
It's a shower for your entire mouth, Belsito, and it is
going to help people kick their Clamato addictions. You
are finished.
We are going to be more powerful and more wealthy
than you ever imagined, Belsito.
Clamato is done. Aquafresh Extreme Clean Toothpaste is
where it's at.
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