No wonder he don't make no sense
Date: Wed Sep 10 [4:33 PM]
Posted By: Lord Hellavator ()
This must be how speakers of other languages see this crazy-ass site. I went to Babelfish and translated Beta-7's Why Fight page into German, then back into English, and here's what it spit back at me (no wonder no Germans are joining in the fight against Sega):
Call me Beta-7. That is, which THEY call me, although they deny it to the great opening of the first location snowcone of hell. Who are "they," ask you? The CIA? The FBI? The Illuminati? No., my friends, "it" are an organization, which no conspiracy theoretician would think at all to the lump inside with those three, yet are even discreetly, insidious and bad. Dark, shadeful monolith, which literally ruined my life, is not different than... Sega corporation. Huh? Sega? This Sega? Yep. They probably think, ", but I love Sega! I buildup with Sega! They form straight harmless small plays, which educate people on whole earth lucky, quite?" WRONGLY! Sega is a fraudulent korporativer Moloch, which is at nothing in it briefly anvisierte pursuit of the over-powerful dollar stops, even if it a destroying of the lives of the innocent people meant. And I do not mean Sega destroy my life as inside, "their plays am, thus addicted making sat I on my donkey, which plays her, to my friend me left and I 450 Pound weighed wish so now I one hefty to bar separation." No friends, my VERY MATERIAL problems, which are a direct result of the very material and considered activities by Sega corporation, include: Squeezings and world on and over my head, beginning, Torso, arms and legs, as well as a laehmenden verse dipping to my right knoechel and cuts on my right lower arm. Threat of the further physical act of violence. Destruction of my personal characteristic. Loss of my job and living costs. unforeseeable, uncontrollable, violent outbreaks that I do not have memory of, which educated me a stranger to my friends and to family. Sega thinks the fact that they can use humans as guinea pigs in their ill experiments, then toss straight them aside like waste and forgets over it. They will not leave away received BEING ALLOWED with this, and with your assistance they do not become. So where you fit inside, friends of Beta-7? I hope everywhere. Read please my journals (my problems all caught 21 on March) on and view at the proof, which I communicated on this place of assembly. I know that it is a quantity of info. to digest, but please tried. If you are even a small point, as frightens and hurts, since I am at the crimes against the humanity, which is committed by this bad Korporation, flehe I her on, in order to spread the word. Email your friends and family. Connect it with my place of assembly. Shout it of a mountain top side, if you must. And if you have further documents of Segas dirty handling, lead it REQUEST along. We need the whole support, which we can receive to down-increase by this Goliath. Together we win this fight! And to that Neinsagern, which think me, a bored, spoiled kid, which around play has, I have receive a straight thing to say, is fair... PLAY RUEBER. Thanks for its assistance, Beta-7
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