RE: RE: RE: What the fu ck is Clamato?!?
Date: Wed Sep 10 [10:58 AM]
Posted By: Clamato ()
Unfortunately, Mr. Vegard, I no longer work for Motts,
Inc.
I love Clamato, and I believe in the healing powers of
pureed tomato and blended clam extract, but I cannot sit
back and watch the good Clamato name sullied by the
impropriety and sexual deviance perpetrated on the
name by one Mr. Jack Belsito.
Alas, I must tell you and everyone else to STAY AWAY
FROM CLAMATO!
DO NOT DRINK CLAMATO!
I know many of you are saying right now "But Clamato,
how can you possibly expect me to deprive myself of the
tangy goodness inside each thick, frosty gulp of
delicious Clamato?" Well, my friends, we must remain
strong and we must not let our wanton desires get in the
way of what is important and right.
We must senda message to Mr. Jack Belsito that Clamato
lovers everywhere will not stand for this kind of
treatment!
Be strong, brother. Be strong.
In Reply To: RE: RE: What the fu ck is Clamato?!?
(Vegard)
