RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: This has been entertaining
Date: Tue Sep 9 [4:57 PM]
Posted By: Clamato ()
Dear Mrs. Judy Mayer,
Mrs. Mayer, we value you and your entire family as
valuable customers but you even noticed yourself that
Clamato must appeal to the youth of today, the
thousands of "Clamato Orphans" roaming the streets,
drinking Red Bull(TM) and other unhealthy and putrid
tasting drinks, ignorant of the zesty bliss that awaits
with every pop of the Clamato bottle top.
This is not an evil corporate pitch but a mission to bring
the youth of today the same refreshing seafood based
beverages we've been enjoying since 1969.
As a measure of our gratitude for your continued
support, Mrs. Mayer, I am sending you a year supply* of
both Clamato and Clamato Energia to enjoy with your
family anytime.
All the best,
Clamato
* 8 ounces/day, 365 days. Not responsible for taxes and
import fees.
In Reply To: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: This has been entertaining
(Mrs. Judy Mayer, Former Loyal Clamato Customer)
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