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Date: Tue Sep 9 [4:56 PM]
Posted By: Jack Belsito, President, Mott's Inc. (email@example.com)
An Open Letter to All Clamato Lovers,
I appreciate all the loyal support you and your families have given to Clamato since its invention in 1969. Without you, our dream of being the integral ingredient in the Bloody Caesar, Canada's #1 *CENSORED*tail, could never have been realized.
So, "Clamato," while I do appreciate your zealousness as a fan of the world's undisputed market leader in the Seafood Blends beverage category, my attorneys and I must insist that you curtail your practice of presenting yourself on these boards as an official representative of Mott's Inc. until you are actually an employee...
WHICH IS NOW! That's right son, you've got spunk! We need a fresh young head full of ideas to shake up this dusty old marketing department, and I believe you are just the man to do it! The job is yours if you want it, son!
Clamato lovers everywhere, get ready for this young man to usher in the dawn of a golden age of Clamatoism! When historians look back on these heady days, they will be marked by a turning point in human development...BC: Before Clamato!
Welcome to a beautiful and happy tomorrow, my friends!
President, Mott's Inc.
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