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September 09, 2003

WHERE ARE YOU, BETA-7?

BETA-7, CALL ME!!! This is really messed up, man, you need to call me NOW! This is serious, you need to call my cell IMMEDIATELY, or call your mom, call Janine, just CALL SOMEBODY!!!

Posted by Rob at September 9, 2003 01:39 PM

Comments

This is the end of beta-7...

Posted by: at September 9, 2003 01:41 PM


Bah.. what a joke..

Posted by: Bling-Bling The Blingmastah at September 9, 2003 01:59 PM


This sorta sounds phony... I mean if this was serious, wouldn't they find some other means to contact "beta-7"? I mean it's intriguing and all but this is just to build hype.

Posted by: beta-carotene at September 9, 2003 02:01 PM


Dude im sorry to say this but, beta 7 ur buddy got kidnapped and is going to get brainwash like all the others.

they have manage to lock in beta-7 phoen conversation and email.

Posted by: ex-sega at September 9, 2003 02:17 PM


I'm guessing they probably have tried to contact Beta-7 and they haven't been successful, which is why Rob would post here, don't you think?

I'm sure that Beta-7 just ran into a few snags and he'll be back with the goods.

We're behind you, Beta-7!

Posted by: Zak at September 9, 2003 02:46 PM


And now the end is near, it's time to face the final curtain...

Posted by: Doppy at September 9, 2003 03:03 PM


Your friend Beta-7 is dead. How do I know?


I killed him.

Posted by: Vegard at September 9, 2003 03:03 PM


Boy this is rich.

Posted by: at September 9, 2003 03:13 PM


Nobody but you is behind beta-7, zak.

Posted by: at September 9, 2003 03:14 PM


This is proof this was all bs, and viral marketing. If he really wanted to get in touch with beta-7 he would have posted this in the private password protected area, and not cause a scene. There has not been one post in there since beta-7 supposidly left. PFFFTT...

Posted by: THIS IS PROOF at September 9, 2003 03:15 PM


Not that I believe it all, but why wouldn't Rob post on the main page where he'd be sure Beta-7 saw it? This doesn't really prove anything in my book.

Posted by: at September 9, 2003 03:22 PM


GO HERE:

http://beta7.proboards21.com/

Hey everyone, Leo here. I made these Beta 7 Message boards called "Beta 7 -- Fact or Fiction". It's a really great message board to hear everyones ideas. You wont get banned for saying your opinions, and the boards look GREAT. We can build traffic there and get people to talk, it will be be awsome. So please join now! Oh and BTW, i'm looking for some mods.

Heres a link;

http://beta7.proboards21.com/

Posted by: Leo at September 9, 2003 03:24 PM


Come on Join the boards, it's 100% free. Participate in Polls and major discussions.

http://beta7.proboards21.com/

Posted by: Leo at September 9, 2003 03:52 PM


I represent the radical faction of a small foreign nation's armed forces. We have kidnapped beta-7 and unless you do exactly as we say, he will be subjected to 48 straight hours of "Burgertime." This will result in him suffering trance-states during which he will ransack the condiment bins at fast food restaurants, barf on senior citizens, steal infant formula and perform illegal acts of karaoke at the drive-thru mic.

If you want to see your friend again in one piece, you must do exactly as we say....

Posted by: Patsy Ramsey at September 9, 2003 04:31 PM


Dude, BURGERTIME RULES!!!! Way better than Madden, for sure.

Posted by: Retro Gamer at September 9, 2003 04:39 PM


Nice boards, Leo! Everyone should go to http://beta7.proboards21.com/ and sign up, whether you believe Beta-7 or not, because Leo's boards are much better designed and there are some cool polls too.

Check it out.

Posted by: Zak at September 9, 2003 04:48 PM


Zak do you follow anything that has anything to do with the word "beta" because you seem to be in love with it and if you are you are a GIANT FAGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Zak hater at September 9, 2003 06:04 PM


it's spelled faggot, not fagget.

Posted by: anonymous at September 9, 2003 06:58 PM


I don't care if you hate me and no, I don't love everything with "beta" in it, but I am enjoying following this story and I'm sorry if my not falling in line and saying what everyone else is about Beta-7 offends you so much.

Perhaps you should learn how to control your anger somewhat. You should also know that if "fagget" is the worst thing you think you can say about me, then I wish you luck getting through your misplaced anger and I hope your parents accept you when you finally do come out of the closet.

And I hope that you don't face any angry closeted homosexuals like yourself when you finally do come out.

Good luck to ya, Zak hater!

Posted by: Zak at September 9, 2003 07:40 PM


This is weird. Oughta check out http://beta7.proboards21.com/index.cgi?action=login

Beta-7 probably busy scoring weed on Telegraph Avenue.

Posted by: betatester at September 9, 2003 07:47 PM


YOU GOT PUNK'D!!!

Posted by: Ashton Kutcher at September 9, 2003 07:52 PM


Hey Everyone, make sure to join Beta-7
Fact or Fiction.

Here is the link again;

http://beta7.proboards21.com/

Posted by: Leo at September 9, 2003 08:08 PM


What's the address of that board again? I haven't seen it twenty thousand times yet.

Posted by: Daemonkey at September 9, 2003 10:15 PM


Hey Beta-7 Don't forget to dial down the center with 1-800-CALLATT. It's free for you, and cheap for them!

Posted by: at September 10, 2003 12:27 AM


If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...

Posted by: Greg Thomas at September 10, 2003 09:02 AM


I think it is sad the way some people just assume this is a big joke and make fun of it. For all we know there is really some poor kid wandering the streets of SF with a very severe mental defect.

Maybe it is fake but won't you feel horrible if this is really some poor guy who needs some serious medication and treatment? He could be delusional or schizophrenic or something like that.

Have some compassion, will you?

Posted by: No Joke at September 10, 2003 09:17 AM


Quit whining ya' big baby.

Posted by: Bling-Bling The Blingmastah at September 10, 2003 09:56 AM


People don't black out and go into a 3 point stance and tackle people. That is where the bullshit begins. Don't be a dumbass.

Posted by: at September 10, 2003 12:23 PM


if you have the disks, go to a hacker you can trust and have him/her decode whatever you have left. the games for consoles are programmed in c++ or even j++, so a good hacker will tell you if he/she finds anthing out of the ordinary withing a week

Posted by: scientist at September 10, 2003 04:15 PM


Are you under the impression that Sega actually intended that people would tackle mailboxes after playing their games? Looking at the code won't tell you of an unintentional effect "withing a week." If the coders behind the project, who had a much more intimate knowledge of the code, didn't pick up on anything that may cause human beings to "get all confused-like, and think they're football players with the tackling and such" then even a very good hacker who didn't have a Major in Psychology would pick up on it.

Posted by: Daemonkey at September 10, 2003 09:10 PM


rob, i'm sure he would call you if he existed. seriously now, if u end this story like this, im gonna be pissed. you know how long i spent reading these boards? btw espn i wont be buying your game.

Posted by: come on rob at September 10, 2003 10:19 PM


This isn't Sega, ESPN or VC doing this......
They wouldn't lead on that the game causes these
symptoms that this DA is explaining. If Sega,
ESPN, or VC was behind this they would only lead
on that the game is 'so real like' that players
continue the realism and carry out football tactics
in real life. i.e. tackling on the streets, etc.
But not that the game is disorienting and causes the
fathomed side-effects. This is just a lame-ass Madden/Gaystation2 fan, or
EA employee trying to destroy Sega/ESPN/VC's
reputation. Its a shame, cause this game is bad ass and will be the
downfall to the sorry ass Madden franchise when all
the little Madden 'faggets' crossover to the best football game franchise!

Posted by: snazzy at September 11, 2003 12:55 AM


Dude, wake up! Nobody likes Sega anymore. They suck.

Posted by: Sega Slayer at September 11, 2003 03:33 AM


It really is possible that the subliminal Beta-7 found in the beta copy of the game could cause his symptoms.

The subconscious human mind is still a mystery to scientists, so there really is no telling what is possible with subliminal messages. While science has found no credible evidence that subliminals in movies and television have any effect on the viewer, there have been many studies about how gamers supress eye blinks when playing certain games and it is possible that the introduction of subliminals under these conditions could cause some form of hypnotism.

Here is one study's results:

http://wwwel.cias.osakafu-u.ac.jp/~asada/gamepaper.htm

If this is the case, Beta-7 should really be looking for trigers in the outside world that send him into a hypnotic trance. If he discovers those, he could get a hypnotist to reverse the effect.

Perhaps this is why Sega sent a memo to programmers demanding they remove all subliminals.

I hope you folks find Beta-7 to get him the help he needs.

Posted by: Harry Schnozzenpepher at September 11, 2003 08:54 AM


I saw Beta-7 yesterday in SF!

At least I think it was Beta-7.

I was buying a pair of jeans at the Gap on Haight and I
swear to god I saw this kid walking around dazed, like he
was really high. He had bruises all over his arms and face
and he was just sitting outside the Ben & Jerry's across
the street for a long time. Nothing unusual about that
especially in Haight, but all of a sudden he just got up
and hauled ass and tackled this guy with a cone!
Everyone freaked because he passed out and the guy
was really pissed off and he had ice cream all over his
face but the Ben & Jerrys dude gave him a free cone and
he calmed down. They were trying to revive the kid but I
had to cruise so I don't know what happened to him. You
might want to check with the SF police or call the Ben &
Jerrys here and find out more info. It was pretty strange
and I couldn't believe I was actually seeing Beta-7 in
person.

I looked around to see if anyone had a video camera but
no one did at least that I saw.

I hope you find him okay, because he definitely needs help.

Posted by: Harry Schnozzenpepher at September 11, 2003 08:55 AM


The blackouts are real, were real. I played a pre-release version and it caused me to blackout and break the face of my teammate M. Williams.

Posted by: B. Romanowski at September 11, 2003 05:46 PM


ROFLMAO B.ROMANOWSKI

Posted by: at September 11, 2003 07:43 PM


im right here guys i was over at sega slayers moms house and zak was there to. oh yeah go buy ESPN football

*passes out*

Posted by: beta-7 at September 11, 2003 10:11 PM


This is scary. I'm serious. Somebody help!!!

Posted by: beta-7 at September 11, 2003 10:50 PM


SEGA OWNS JOO.

Posted by: beta-7 at September 11, 2003 11:05 PM


I like pie.

Posted by: beta-7 at September 12, 2003 12:41 AM




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