Finally, I hacked these damn servers.
*bows to his fellow haters*
The authorities are waiting for that phone call guys =)
Posted by: at September 8, 2003 05:06 PM
what's the password for the secret discussion area? I wanna read that shit!!
Posted by: at September 8, 2003 05:43 PM
let me guess, next post is from robb,telling us beta-7 is dead or in prison, site goes down in two days, everyone forgets.
if this is fiction, at least give me a good ending
Posted by: at September 8, 2003 05:45 PM
Why end it now? I think they should keep this going through the holiday season to sell games! Why shut this down now that people are actually coming here and its getting attention?
Posted by: Clamato at September 8, 2003 06:03 PM
Rob, Did beta-7 tell you what exactly was going down in San Fransisco that he had to go there?
Posted by: Doppy at September 8, 2003 06:21 PM
No, he didn't.
Posted by: Rob at September 8, 2003 06:47 PM
AH HA! Check my post on the boards last night! I already predicted the next post would be from rob. Its only a matter of time before Rob posts again and says "Oh Beta-7 was killed by Sega! The bastards!" and then this all just goes away. THIS is exactly why you should not buy ESPN Football.
Posted by: Sega Slayer at September 8, 2003 06:50 PM
Oh well, it's your loss. Nfl2k4 is the best football game ever. Even madden fans like it. Go check it out at maddenmania.com
Posted by: at September 8, 2003 07:24 PM
I really wanted that whole "cyber-sonic" assasination thingy. It would be a great ending to a fairly interesting marketing technique.
Posted by: Daemonkey at September 8, 2003 08:05 PM
Rob is a fiticious asshole that lives in beta-7's fiticios ass.
Posted by: at September 8, 2003 09:15 PM
Rob is probably thinking "Oh fuck, they figured us out Rick!!!!" Gotta... think....of... something... reall....
Posted by: at September 8, 2003 09:51 PM
Who is Rick?
Posted by: Clamato at September 8, 2003 09:59 PM
did someone say my name?
Posted by: Rick at September 8, 2003 10:12 PM
u guys are done
Posted by: lonesome kicker at September 8, 2003 10:23 PM
lonesome kicker, you sound like you need a cool, refreshing glass of Clamato.
Try it, you'll love it!
Posted by: Clamato at September 9, 2003 11:06 AM
Posted by: ddd at September 9, 2003 11:25 AM
Beta 7 blacked out and tackled a flight attendant' en route to Frisco and got capped by an air marshall wearing a pink prom dress.
Before that he joined the "mile-hi" club by screwing his pet ferret in the lavatory.
Video games suck.
"Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that." --Britney Spears, political analyst (CNN interview, 9/03)
Posted by: Uganda Jones at September 9, 2003 11:48 AM
Hello, Mr. Jones! I am Hisao Oguchi, new president of Sega, "The Excitement Company!"
Since you made that post 20 minutes ago, wearing pink prom dress on airplane and making sex to ferrets in lavatory has become best #1 craze in all of Japan! All the kids are doing it to the max!
It is too bad you don't like the video games, because I am prepare to offer you very lucrative deal to make simulation game of your idea, since you are godfather of whole movement! Please email!
Posted by: Hisao Oguchi at September 9, 2003 12:04 PM
Mr. Oguchi make a realism game where you jab a virtual stick into a virtual eye.. call it "Stick-eye" or something. that should be all the rage...
Also stop buying cars over there, the smog is just horrible!
Posted by: me at September 9, 2003 12:57 PM
Bro, poking people in the eye with a stick is soooo '02, my friend. Now it's all about pinching people on the neck like Mr. Spock.
And hello? Smog is cool now! Haven't you heard people saying, "That new Jennifer Love Hewitt CD is the smog!" Why don't you crawl back into your clean-air cave of uncoolness, old man?
Posted by: Fonzie Nakamura at September 9, 2003 01:20 PM
Dear Mr. Hisao Oguchi,
It is an honor to be able to speak with you on these boards. I would like to propose a new game for Sega, "The Excitement Company!" based on the zesty and refreshing taste of Clamato!
Here is the setup: Our hero is "Clamato," the hip clam. "Clamato's" Zest has been stolen by the Evil V8, and he has to get it back within 24 hours or he turns into plain old tomato juice. Clamato must go undercover, wearing a little hat and neat little beard (Clamato prefers being shaved), while he investigates the whereabouts of V8 and his gang of evil vegetable henchmen.
I think this would be a number one hit with all the kids, much better than that violent GTA or these horrible football games that cause blackouts.
What do you think, Mr. Hisao Oguchi?
Posted by: Clamato at September 9, 2003 02:28 PM
Hello, Mr. Clamato! I am Hisao Oguchi, new president of Sega, "The Excitement Company!"
It also with great honor is that I am speaking to such an esteemed magnate of powerful seafood drink industry.
Unfortunately, I must politely and respectfully decline your generous offer. You see, in Japan, there is another popular seafood-based beverage, "Go-Super Yeah!", a delightful combination of parsnip juice, monkfish liver, and pseudoephedrine, that is sweeping the nation, and with whose CEO we already are talking of video games.
Perhaps you may want to call EA instead. I am told they may be in the market for their own seafood-based-beverage-based video game.
Posted by: Hisao Oguchi at September 9, 2003 03:10 PM
Hey everyone, Leo here. I made these Beta 7 Message boards called "Beta 7 -- Fact or Fiction". It's a really great message board to hear everyones ideas. You wont get banned for saying your opinions, and the boards look GREAT. We can build traffic there and get people to talk, it will be be awsome. So please join now! Oh and BTW, i'm looking for some mods.
Heres a link;
Posted by: Leo at September 9, 2003 03:25 PM
Mr. Leo, will you be serving zesty and refreshing Clamato or snappy Clamato Energia at your boards?
If so, I'll sign up right away!
Posted by: Clamato at September 9, 2003 03:55 PM
I will be serving Zesty AND refreshing Clamato, and all the other Clamato drinks too.
Posted by: Leo at September 9, 2003 04:15 PM
Clamato and vodka!
Clamato and spam! SPAM! SPAM!
Clamato and stuffed tempeh crumpets!
Clamato and chlamydia!
[blacks out--tackles Clamato stand--gets anal gangraped by Teletubbies and Spongebob Roundfist]
Posted by: Bubba Gump at September 9, 2003 04:42 PM
This is just awful, Mr. Bubba Gump. Please do not sully the beauty that is Clamato with your vulgar descriptions of cartoons engaged in sex acts and STD's.
Now run along and have yourself a Zesty cool Clamato Energia drink. The Clamato Generation -- right here, right now!
Posted by: Clamato at September 9, 2003 05:05 PM
Dear Clamato, You are cool I will give you $100 for every time you respond to this post.
Posted by: loyal lover of clamato at September 9, 2003 06:00 PM
Please don't encourage this buffoon! His new lowest-common-denominator advertising tactics to appeal to the young folks out there are simply despicable! This common gutterpunk is besmirching the good name of Clamato, and ruining what could have been a beautiful Clamato legacy for our children.
I encourage all of you out there who are as irate as I am to join me and support my new organization, Mothers United Against Clamato Now!, or MUACN. We will be having our first annual fundraiser bake-off/bake sale this Saturday at the Lakewood Ladies' Club. It goes without saying that none of the baked goods may have Clamato in them. I know what you're thinking, "But Judy, Clamato and baking go together like, well, Clamato and all the other 1001 things that Clamato is just terrific with," but we must stay strong and united in this. Nothing less than the future of our children is at stake.
Mrs. Judy Mayer
Founder and President, MUACN
Posted by: Mrs. Judy Mayer at September 9, 2003 06:12 PM
Wow, this is funnier then the actual site. Well, almost as funny.
Posted by: Daemonkey at September 9, 2003 06:56 PM
Heh heh.. you said Clam.. huh huh huh huh
Clamato SUX! V8 0\/\/(\)25 Clamato!
Posted by: Bob S. Yunkle at September 11, 2003 11:31 AM