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Let us know how it goes, Beta-7.
Posted by: at September 5, 2003 11:57 AM
Blackouts on the plane!!!
j/k man
Go dig up some good info, I can't wait to hear what's going on in San Fran.
Posted by: Doppy at September 5, 2003 12:19 PM
this is hilarious.... please get more videos of blackouts.... can i send in my blackouts?... ESPN NFL doesnt cause mine, i have always had blackouts when i play NHL2K3... what i do is this:
I play the game for like a week... then the next week while im just sitting normally, i suddenly get up and start this weird skating motion towards anyone near me, and i just HIT them, and then i fall. One time after playing as Marty McSorley after i created him, the next day i pretended my sledgehammer was a hockey stick, and i pretended some random guy on the site was donald brashear, and i just whacked him so hard... He didnt die... until 4 days after.
But anyway, we have to put an end to SEGA, their games are very dangerous. I cannot believe i killed someone. I still dont believe i did it. But the court somehow had a tape of it, and in the end i just collapsed. Actually, it was kind of scary. At least they let me get interrnet access here in jail.
Posted by: anthony at September 5, 2003 12:34 PM
I have ESPN football blackouts too. I created Terrell Davis, and all of a sudden, I start blowing my knee's out before I can tackle someone! I'm always waking up, holding my knees screaming "WHY ME, WHY ME! DAMN THAT CLINTON PORTIS!"
Posted by: hahahaha at September 5, 2003 03:45 PM
blackouts?
this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard.
go outside more, lay off the chips and get off the couch..
get some exercise then maybe you wont blackout.
I played football for REAL in High school and college.
Dont tell me about some stupid video game blackout.
Try having a 250 lb lineback running straight at you full speed.
that is a blackout.
ya dumb geeks
Posted by: gijoe at September 5, 2003 04:14 PM
Yes I agree. I like this site, it's funny to read and watch the videos. What a poor bastard to think that some people believe him. People are sooo stupid. This guy just needs more exercise or something...blackouts from videogames, LMAO!!!!!!
Posted by: BETA 7 IS A TARD at September 5, 2003 06:00 PM
Haha lol tell your passengers about your problem let's see their reaction! lol they probebly like kik u off the plane.
Posted by: Sassan at September 5, 2003 06:30 PM
Beta-7, can't wait to see what you find in SF! Hurry up and post it!
Posted by: Zak at September 5, 2003 08:32 PM
AAAAAAAAhh hurry beta 7 hurry! oooh Yes Yes Yes.
Seriously though dude...post already.
Posted by: at September 5, 2003 09:36 PM
Remember... he's on the west coast now. They have a 4 hour time difference... he's still doing what they're doing right now. I'd check in at like midnight to one.
Posted by: pacdude at September 5, 2003 09:53 PM
Let's see, first off this guy started as amusing. Second, now, he's getting annoying. Let's see, black out on plane, charge random passengers, possibly cockpit, add in the Air Marshall now on all flights, lets see some real entertainment. Them marshalls don't ask questions when you start causing a disturbance. Mr. Jackass meet my friend Mr. Colt. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Posted by: Ranger 1 at September 5, 2003 11:23 PM
I totally agree with roger. When this site first came out, it was funny. Beta-7 was likeable, those tackle videos were funny and the gameplay videos were great. Now, this place fucking sucks.
Posted by: good_ol_gil at September 5, 2003 11:36 PM
Ranger that is.
Posted by: good_ol_gil at September 5, 2003 11:37 PM
What are you guys talking about, blacking out on planes? Where are you reading that?
Posted by: Zak at September 5, 2003 11:47 PM
FOOLS!! HYPOCRITES!!! listen to the beta7!!!
or you will be SORRY!
Posted by: TruthCommission at September 5, 2003 11:50 PM
Holy Crap!!! It happened to me. I was playing Espn Football, in first person mode of course. It was 3:00 in the morning, and I was very tired. Next thing you know, I wake up and it's 9:00 in the morning. I must have blacked out for 6 hours. My girlfriend was knocked out right on the side of me. I'm scared to ask her.....did she fall asleep or did I knock her out? Damnit Sega
Posted by: Whoo at September 6, 2003 12:49 AM
Horny devil, you fucked her to death didn't you! You bastard!
Posted by: Horny? at September 6, 2003 12:50 AM
THIS JUST IN: I'VE DISCOVERED THAT I'M A FLAMING FUCKNUGGET! SEGA PWNZ ME 4 LIFE.... HERE'S TO FOOTBALL!
Posted by: BETA-7 at September 6, 2003 12:53 AM
lol @ 4 hours between the left and right coast. I guess that's why this site is working so well.
Posted by: 2+2=5 at September 6, 2003 02:57 AM
did any of you think this is the way the sight will end. he goes to sf and never says anything again leaving us all wondering what he is doing.
Posted by: at September 6, 2003 11:52 AM
I sure hope not. :(
Posted by: Doppy at September 6, 2003 12:39 PM
Let me guess, the next plot twist is that Sega has either had him killed or captured or something, using beta 13 as bait.
Posted by: DaeMonkey at September 6, 2003 01:47 PM
i got an idea ripped off monty python..
why dont they just place large monitors on the battlefield with espn vid game on it..
pull away the shades and all the enemy troops fall over from blackouts..
Posted by: gijoe at September 6, 2003 01:59 PM
Or maybe he's just busy in SF. I'm sure he will fill us in as soon as he can.
Posted by: Zak at September 6, 2003 03:51 PM
Or maybe I'm a dumbass...and he's just at his local 7-11 eating hotdogs pretending to go to SF....damn I'm stupid and gulible. Someone slap my mom
Posted by: Zak at September 6, 2003 11:02 PM
::slaps Zak's mom::
This is the end of Beta-7.com :'(
Posted by: at September 6, 2003 11:06 PM
Ooooh, you must be some kind of genius! I mean, NOBODY on this board has ever thought of posting as someone else and saying stupid crap! What an original and intelligent idea!
Please take a bow and reveal your true name so we can all genuflect in the shadow of your comedic genius!
Posted by: Zak at September 6, 2003 11:09 PM
Zak, give it up, we all know you are beta-7.
Posted by: John Madden at September 7, 2003 12:17 AM
Is this it? Is this the end of the site? Oh, and it was just getting fun...how sad.
Posted by: Ignored Guy at September 7, 2003 12:25 AM
wow... long flight
Posted by: Bob S Yunkle at September 7, 2003 07:00 AM
If I'm Beta-7 then why aren't I posting what I found in SF?
You are stupid, "Madden."
Posted by: Zak at September 7, 2003 10:09 AM
The site is done get over it people.
Posted by: at September 7, 2003 01:13 PM
Aw... I was hoping for a final post, where some annonymous poster shows a link to a video of Beta-7 Getting off a plane, then being quickly abducted by cyber-sonic, beaten to a pulp as he screams "THE TRUTH IS REVEALED! TELL THE PEOPLE!" and then an executive with a Sega Jacket fires a round into his head, then the video mysteriously cuts out.
That would have been such a cool way to finish this site, seriously. It would make a good movie, too. Action! Suspense! Drama! Video Games!
Woo...
Posted by: Daemonkey at September 7, 2003 01:36 PM
Sak, you aren't posting what you are doing in SF because you are not in SF. Like someone else pretending to be you said, "beta-7" is probably just eating hotdogs at 7-11. He (you) are probably talking to the clerk saying how cool it is in Madden that you can set the prices of hotdogs, and that they should lower the price of hotdogs at 7-11.
Posted by: John Madden at September 7, 2003 02:15 PM
"Beta-7" has been let go by Visual Concepts. He has given his word that this website will be taken down within the week.
Thank you all for your patience.
P.S. FPF™ has never been found to cause blackouts or any debilitating medical conditions of any kind. Please do not believe such FUD so easily in the future.
Posted by: Dr. Know at September 7, 2003 04:22 PM
what does FUD mean?
Posted by: at September 7, 2003 07:02 PM
maybe beta-7 was kidnapped by beta-13 and beta-x, who could be two vc employees
Posted by: at September 7, 2003 07:02 PM
What proof do we have that this person is.. Oh, too bad. No more site. Someone should back this up for future reference.
Posted by: Daemonkey at September 7, 2003 09:19 PM
PS. FUD = Fucked Up Data.
Posted by: Daemonkey at September 7, 2003 09:20 PM
All i gotta say is i have played 1st person for hours and nothings happened, and the game is so damn sweet, beats Madden in my neutral opinion, cuz i've played both, and Gameplay and Presentation just doesnt compare.
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And yea i bet Beta-7 probably made another site saying that flying in an airplane causes tumours and seizures. Man was a hoax from the start, unless hes a very messed individual, which is probably what you all r tinkin.
Da Crazy Fool!!!
Posted by: Da Rockwilder at September 7, 2003 09:51 PM
Blackouts from a video game are stupid, because come on now, the only way this can happen is if there is something not right with your physical or mental condition, because like people have said before, gettin hit by a real person is way more then some messed up episode that lasts a few minutes. if the man had so many blackouts wut happened in the end of august, da man neva had ne more blackouts or episodes, the man was so fuckin caught up in his bullshit and bullshit making that he forgot 2 add in those like lies about him blacking out.
Well mans prolly is prolly in a river in San Fran somewhere, who knos, and who cares. Peace everyone, Cuz BETA 7 is over! Stupid terrorist!!
Posted by: Fuck Beta-7 at September 7, 2003 09:56 PM
Man I'm such a dumbass. I ran into BETA-7 yesterady, and we performed oral on each other till the madden off season was over. I'M SO GAY. I love you madden, and sorry for offending you! Hit me up at zak@msn.com for some hot chat..;)
Posted by: Zak at September 7, 2003 10:47 PM
I'm in San Fran now guys. Met up with beta-13. I'll post later tonight with some more details on what's gonna happen. It's gonna be huge so stay tunned.
Posted by: beta-7 at September 7, 2003 11:27 PM
Awesome. Can you meet me in South Dakota so we can perform oral on each other?
Posted by: Zak at September 8, 2003 12:45 AM
Actually, FUD stands for "Fear, Uncertanty, and Doubt"... it's the science of using fear to sell products.. Fucked Up Data is still better refered to as GIGO, or Garbage In, Garbage Out...
Posted by: Bob S Yunkle at September 8, 2003 01:53 AM
"Like someone else pretending to be you said, "beta-7" is probably just eating hotdogs at 7-11. He (you) are probably talking to the clerk saying how cool it is in Madden that you can set the prices of hotdogs, and that they should lower the price of hotdogs at 7-11. "
Madden, why are you so obsessed with wieners, and how much they cost?"
Are you in the market for low cost wieners?
Posted by: Sak at September 8, 2003 11:03 AM
Yeah dude. Weiners are for chicks, not fat old guys.
Posted by: Vegard at September 8, 2003 12:05 PM
i love boobies!
Posted by: boobies! at September 8, 2003 03:05 PM
God, my asshole is sore.
Posted by: beta-7 at September 8, 2003 03:06 PM
guys, it's over.
Posted by: pm at September 8, 2003 03:32 PM
GO HERE:
http://beta7.proboards21.com/
Hey everyone, Leo here. I made these Beta 7 Message boards called "Beta 7 -- Fact or Fiction". It's a really great message board to hear everyones ideas. You wont get banned for saying your opinions, and the boards look GREAT. We can build traffic there and get people to talk, it will be be awsome. So please join now! Oh and BTW, i'm looking for some mods.
Heres a link;
http://beta7.proboards21.com/
Posted by: Leo at September 9, 2003 03:25 PM
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