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Oh give it up beta-7. You suck!!!! All they are doing is expanding there company. They are bulding new studios and trying to make less games to emphasis more on the ones they already have. I wouldn't want to imagine what kind of site you had when dreamcast came out. "I beta tested the Dreamcast and it gave me awful diarherra and bloating. I will make sure this is the end of Sega once and for all!!!!" Give it up. Jerk.
Posted by: at July 24, 2003 02:01 PM
This kind of double talk and vague hints are classic Sega stuff. I will never forget when all those rumors about Sega developing games were going around and as Sega of Japan tried to shoot down the rumors we had Sega of Europe on the other side of the world confirming every rumor in sight. All the while Sega of America has never stopped talking about "restructuring" at every oppertunity and has never once explained what the term means.
The way I figure it the conversations at Sega go something like this:
Sega of Japan rep: (something crazy in japanese)
Sega of Europe rep: What did he just say?
Sega of America rep: Who the fuck knows. Lets just drop vague hints about "restructuring" to cover up the fact that we can't afford to support the Dreamcast anymore.
Sega of Japan: (yelling in japanese)
Sega of America: Shut up you!
Sega of Europe: Hey I've got an idea! Lets open YET ANOTHER lame Sega amusement park! That should convince people we are "cool" and "hip" and all those other words those damn bloody americans use.
Sega Of America: You shut up too! Don't make me do some "restructuring" around here!
Posted by: Sega Slayer at July 24, 2003 02:08 PM
What the hell are you talking about!!! They aren't making no amusemnet park. Shut up sega slayer, could you get any gayer??
Posted by: at July 24, 2003 02:27 PM
This site sucks dick.
Posted by: Circumcized Dick at July 24, 2003 02:30 PM
I heard that Sega was going to announce a new release date for ESPN NFL football -- September 23.
apparently, this restructuring business is forcing the change.
Posted by: 2k4 fan at July 24, 2003 02:55 PM
Hey there, "guy who was too much of a coward to post his name", I guess you never heard of Sega's amusement parks. I wouldn't really expect an uninformed Sega Freak to know things that only hardcore gamers like myself know about.
I could tell you but that would be complete waste of time so instead you can have another moronic conversation from the good people at Sega.
Sega of Japan Rep: (loud shouting in japanese)
Sega of America Rep: Shut up! Don't make me start "restructuring" your face!
Sega Sports Rep: Can I get a word in here? My division is the only one here that actually MAKES MONEY after all.
Sega of Europe rep: Do be a good man and shut up old boy would you?
Sega of America: What the fuck did he just say?
Sega Sports: Who cares! Anyway I think we need to change the name of our sports games because nobody gives a flying fuck about Sega but add the word "ESPN" to every name then people will think we actually make real games!
Sega of Japan: (more incoherent shouting in japanese)
Sega of America: Shut up all of you! These are all terrible terrible ideas! What we need to do is put out all kinds of press releases about "restructuring" and then just steal features from PC games and act like we came up with the ideas on our own.
Sega of Europe: Kiss my bum! Thats a great idea! It requires no bloody work on our part to steal ideas that PC games have been doing for years!
Sega Sports: What did he just say?
Sega of Japan: (Shouting in japanese and trying to deny developing games for other systems)
Sega of America: "restructuring" "restructuring" "restructuring" "restructuring" "restructuring" "restructuring" "restructuring" "restructuring"
Sega Sports: fuck you all! I'm going to go have a bunch of crazy beta tests to ruin people brains!
Posted by: Sega Slayer at July 24, 2003 05:42 PM
I suck ass..I am an idiot...
yeah I am Sega slayer
Posted by: sega slayer at July 24, 2003 06:24 PM
LMAO, segaslayer!!! your posts give me a much needed lift, my man. I only wish these pricks were actually that incompetent, but i reallly think theyre more calculating and sinister than that. come to think of it though, i guess the 2 aren't necessarily mutally exclusive, imean look at someof our esteemed political leaders of the day...
Posted by: beta-7 at July 24, 2003 06:27 PM
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Ain't a guy that is gayer!!!!
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Posted by: at July 24, 2003 06:51 PM
lol
Posted by: Kanobi at July 25, 2003 01:03 AM
Wow! I don't know what to say! You rabid sega freaks are just so involved in defending the company that screws all of their customers over. And by the way, what does it matter if im gay or not???
Posted by: segaslayer at July 25, 2003 02:36 AM
Oh yea, im a big gay faggot...
Posted by: Sega Slayer at July 25, 2003 02:38 AM
I just admitted that I am gay. Wow, I am so glad this site is back up. Where would we be without bashing on me????
Posted by: The Fake Sega Slayer at July 31, 2003 03:23 AM
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Posted by: Sega Slayers Penis at July 31, 2003 06:25 AM
OK, OK OK, u bland sega fanatics are just getting to be tad to much for me. Stopit immediately or i shall have u BANNED I SAY, BANNED.
o yea im a pussy
Posted by: Sega Slayer at August 3, 2003 09:12 PM
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