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July 20, 2003

FEMALE ACTION! SORT OF!

Spent most of the day checking for more subliminals frame by frame, taking breaks here and there to check the boards. Apparently I've been banned from gamespot, and I don't know why. could it be that sega's gotten to them? it'll take more than that to shut me up, folks! anyway, didn't find any other weird stuff in the f-b-f, but after a while my eyes start to get blurry, so i don't know if i'm missing things or not. a couple times i thought i saw something, but realized it wsa just wishful thinking.

Rob came by this afternoon to see how i was doing. I opened the door and he actually like flinched when he saw me. he was like dude, you look like shit, you need to get outta the house, this obsesson is driving you nuts. I looked at myself and realized I really did look like shit, wearing the same shirt ihad on yesterday, hadn't even taken a shower yet. he dragged me over to his place, his parents are gone all weekend, so we had the place to ourselves, which was nice. actually, even just the car ride over there was nice, ive been cooped up here so long.

Janine had called me late last night asking if I wanted to meet her downtown. she sounded a little drunk and goofy, which kinda turned me on even more ina weird way, like I could of totally gotten somewehre with her if I wanted. god that sounds so scumbaggy of me, but keep in mind, its been a while. I told her I'd love to but couldn’t since I had a special "project" I was working on, and she was like, "oooh, the man of mystery as always." I must really like this chick, cuz I didn't even realize I was talking about her with rob for like the whole ride over to his place. finally he was like, look dude, either ask her out or shut up about it! iwas just like, yeah right.

Rob wanted to go in the pool, but I told him no way man, out of the question. if I had a blackout in the pool, I could end up drowning and besides, after all this frame by frame stuff, a good shot of chlorine is the last thing my eyes need. Fortunately it was raining pretty bad by the time we got over, so he didn't bug me about it.

his parents have a nice house with all these expensive sculptures and stuff, and I was like dude, what if I blackout and break something, or even worse, skewer myself on one of these things? He just said don'tworry about it, relax, chill, you're not gonna have one tonight. That rob, always the positive one. he ordered us a pizza, which was AWESOME, it's been so long since I've had any kind of real food, it was like the best pizza I ever had. So I go sit in a chaise on the patio, I'm just chilling, dozing off, when the doorbell rings. Rob grins and says, "Gee, I wonder who that could be." I'm like, dude what's up, but he doesn't say anything, so I follow him to the front door. He opens it, and it's Janine! She looked even better than I remember her. My stomach dropped through the floor and i shot Rob this "i'm going to kill you" look. He invites her in.

So we're all hanging out, listening to some tunes, talking. Janine starts talking about phish and string cheese and all these other hippie noodle-jam bands and she asks me, "do you like phish," and before I could even think about it, I heard myself saying "yeah, they're pretty good." WTF?!? I must REALLY like this chick to say I like phish, and I could see Rob grinning at this.

Eventually she turns the conversation to the "special project" I'm working on, and she's like, i thought you weren't in school right now? I just keep telling her i don’t want to talk about it, but she keeps nagging me cuz she thinks im' playing, so finally I just gave up and figured what the hell, and just told her everything, showed her the site. figured she;d probalby think I was some freak or something, but at least I'd have it off my chest.

By the time i finished telling her about my battle with sega, she's got tears in her eyes, and she just comes over and gives me this huge hug. She's so hot, and it's been so long since i've had any kind of female action, that i feel this like shutter of electricity through my body. She tells me, i'm so sorry, these big corporations can't be allowed to step on the little guy, i'll do whatever i can to help you, etc. Janine is so nice and so cool, and she really seems sincere about wanting to help me out. I don't know how cool she'd actually be if she experienced one of my blackouts firsthand though. I dunno though, I really really like this girl, and she seems to dig me, so we'll see what happens. At least i got a hug out of her, what's that, not quite first base…um, the on-deck circle? Probably more like still in the dugout, but to me it felt like a home run. god that sounds corny. yep, i'm into a hippie chick. god help me.

Posted by beta-7 at July 20, 2003 12:50 AM

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Posted by: at July 20, 2003 11:31 AM


Does she shave her pits and her legs or is she full on hippie?

Posted by: Pig at July 20, 2003 12:32 PM


hey howbout a pic of her!!!

Posted by: fakeyguy at July 20, 2003 04:56 PM


a picture of her would be nice

Posted by: at July 20, 2003 07:25 PM


lol at the soap opera ish!

Posted by: at July 20, 2003 07:33 PM


No muskrat pits or porcupine legs, Pig. she's smooth and soft as a...better stop before this turns into a lettr to penthouse.

don't have a pic of her, but even if i did i wouldnt post it, i don't want ot involve my friends or family's identities in my crusade. there's a lot of freaks out there.

Posted by: beta-7 at July 20, 2003 08:09 PM


Yeah like Mr.Cmikeska, the webmaster of www.thepageofstuff.com

That guy is the biggest freak I've ever seen. He listens to Ska music(whatever that is...)and talks about himself all the time. The only person with a bigger ego than him is Paul from www.gameamazon.com

Posted by: Sega Slayer at July 21, 2003 12:23 AM


ahahahaahah

anyway, wut do you say when your tv's floating in the middle of the night?
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ni**ar, put the tv down

Posted by: fakeguy at July 22, 2003 08:55 PM


But if she saw the site then she'll see all the entries with the sleezball things youve said about being able to get somewhere with her and saying how your not into anything she is but you just think shes hot...

Posted by: at August 26, 2003 08:35 PM




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