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8TH BLACKOUT: INNOCENT TRASHCAN MALLED TO DEATH
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!!
I guess my newfound sense of purpose and lack of blackouts lately must of lulled me into a false sense of security. For a while there, I actually forgot I was a hermit, a monster that must be kept separate from the herd.
So i go to Fashion Square today to check by EB, even though its kinda torture not having the money for any new games. Then I drop 2 bucks and treat myself to a Auntie Anne's almond pretzel with caramel dip, even though it's not really in my budget. Then...
I wake up in the mall security office. I can tell there not sure what to do, they've never dealt with this kind of stuff before. This guy who I guess is the mall manager asks me if I'm alright, which I can tell he's saying just as a formality before they start reaming me. The security guy standing over me looks like he's just waiting for permission to take my head off.
I ask if I hurt anyone, and they say no (whew!), but I did knock over a garbage can in the food court and freaked everybody out. Thank god I didn't fall down the escalator or something. I quickly tell them about my "medical condition" basically like with my neighbor, and that I'll see my doctor as soon as I leave, I'm so so sorry, etc. I think the mgr. can tell I'm not making it up (I mean, he must of seen me pass out and everything, and I'm sure they had to carry me there), but the security guy is like dying to tear me a new one.
They end up not calling the cops, I think mostly cuz they don't wanna end up on the news tonight, but hey, neither do i. But if I ever set foot in the mall again they will press charges.
And I don't think I even got to eat all of my pretzel.
Emailed Sega again with basically the same message, this time to sega sports. Still nothing but another BS autoresponse. This goddam company is broken up into like a million different braches, Sega usa, sega sports, sega amusements, sega dreamcast…Unfortunately there's no listing for "Sega Mind Control."
I think maybe my emails are just being filed under the "entertaining wackos" folder and people are having a good laugh about them around the water cooler or whatever. Yeah, just keep on lauging, Sega.
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Posted by beta-7 at May 8, 2003 07:55 PM
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